Howsabout some jokes?
A doctor walks into a bank. Goes to endorse his check and pulls a rectal thermometer out of his jacket pocket. He says" Oh great ......now some asshole has my pen!".

What ya call someone who hangs around with musicians? A Drummer.

How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. 1 to do it and the other 9 to stand there and say "I could do it better than that."

Here is a few more Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit? A: "The Defendant" Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test? A: Saliva. Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend? A: Homeless. Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept. Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner? A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks. Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players? A: It saves time in the long run. Q: What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.